03/21/05

She's Got Betty Rubble Hair (Bette Davis Eyes)

by The Dood

Her hair is Harlem old,

Her lips glossed with care

Her fashion sense is bold

She’s got Betty Rubble hair

She’ll turn a toxic frown

You won’t think she plays fair

She’s got a boss that’s slow

She got Betty Rubble hair

And she’ll grease you

She’ll appease you

Try to vet her and she’ll freeze you

She’s presumptuous

And ferocious

She’s enough to make Jim Crow flush

She got Greta Garbo stand off glares

She’s got Betty Rubble hair

She’d like to make you moan;

Jet on Gulfstream Air

She’ll lay you out with a drone

She got Betty Rubble hair

She likes to mumble and spew

Roll your eyes at Ms Rice

Nothin’ comes out true

She’s got Betty Rubble hair

She’ll oppose you

When she knows you

Got the goods on her she’ll hose you

She’s pernicious

Downright vicious

And she’s enough to make Jim Crow flush

The boys at Bedrock, and Gannon would swear,

She’s got Betty Rubble hair

And she’ll grease you

She’ll appease you

Try to vet her and she’ll freeze you

She’s presumptuous

And ferocious

And she’s enough to make Jim Crow flush

The boys at Bedrock, and Gannon would swear,

She’s got Betty Rubble hair