Father's Day, George!
George... the father of our country! I was thinking about it, and it
seems to me that nobody ever remembers you on father's day... how sad.
No cards, no presents, no day off, no special meals, no nothing...
I took it upon myself to do something
really special from all of us this year! I put a lot of thought into
it and it was tough... can't really cook out for you, can't really
have a beer with you...
I read where a new I-Pod is all the
rage for fathers this year...but... then I saw where you
already had one....
Oh well... like I said, I put a lot
of thought into it, and I hope you'll like it...
I got you a new Tie!!!
Happy Father's Day,
George... from all your BAD Kids!
Disclaimer for the FBI
and Secret Service: This picture is satire, and in no way should it
be construed to mean that I intend to harm, or wish any harm to come
to the President... other than that allowable by American and
International law after a fair trial for war crimes... Come to think
of it, why don't you guys get moving and halt the spread of
fatherlessness on this Father's Day by arresting this man?