07/07/05 Exclusive Photo of POTUS Bike Wreck

Contrary to what the press and White House spin would have you believe, there was a witness to Dubya’s accident on his birthday bike in Scotland. Also, contrary to what they would have you think, Dub was not riding on pavement, he was doing something that he shouldn’t.  He lathered up with some executive privilege, and couldn’t resist going off-road with his new mountain bike on hole #12 of the exclusive Gleneagles links. He also opted not to change out of his new kilt and wasn’t wearing any safety equipment.  He panicked when the added Scottish Police security detail tried to stop him, and the rest is… well… hysterical…