11/02/04 Just Hit the Highway
Bush loses election! I sure hope so… I’m posting this in hopes that it comes true by tomorrow morning. It’s about Bush losing the election… sung to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s, “My Way”. If Bush wins, I’ll still leave it up because I think it’s pretty funny. Maybe it will still apply after he’s impeached and convicted!
Just Hit the Highway
And now, the end is near
For me and Dick, behind the curtain
My friend, I need a beer
I’d drink a case, I’m really hurtin’
I spun, a lot of bull
And tried to look, like one tough Hombre
But they all, they told me this, “Just hit the highway.”
The debts, passed on to you
Its such a sin, its caused dissention
The breaks, I gave to you
Its all voodoo, goes to my pension
No plans, no charted course
No careful steps, I’ll do it my way
But you, you told me this, “Just hit the highway.”
Yes there were crimes, you’ll catch the Flu
The terror threat, just grew and grew
God made the calls, I fished for trout
I made it up, don’t act putout
You had the gall, to say this fall, “Just hit the highway.”
I’ve shoved, Saddam aside
To take their oil, for Halliburton
Allowed our guys to die
I’d like to shoot the ones desertin’
It stinks; I’ll give you that,
But I will pray, each night to Yawheh
Oh no! You said to me, “Just hit the highway.”
I’ll work on my tan, become a have-not
I’ll testify, that “I forgot”.
Before I swing I’ll appeal, save my neck, cut a deal.
You’ll never know if I did the blow, I’ll just hit the highway.