12/07/04

Condoleezza Rice
(With apologies to Brian Wilson and the Beach Boy’s, “Wouldn’t it be Nice”)
by The Dood
Condoleezza Rice ignored a folder
It warned Osama’s growin’ very strong
It said Al Qaeda wants a big airliner
To show the world America is wrong
And then they flew their planes into the towers
Ask her what she has to say…she glowers
Condoleezza Rice, you’ve heard the gossip
Really likes to buy expensive shoes
Always likes to wear her Ferragamos
Tramplin’ your right to hear the truth
The President could say her job was endin’
But with a little kiss he keeps…defendin’
His Little Condi Rice
Maybe when we link and fish and snoop around we’ll find the truth
Maybe then America will understand Iraq is screwed
Aluminum Tubin’…
It’s for Centrifugin’…
Condoleezza Rice
It really frightens me to think about it
Another lyin’ President…redoubted
Oh she’ll run, don’t doubt it!
Condoleezza Rice